I love Johnny Knoxville

I know, I know...he really isn't attractive. And he makes a living exploring ways to lose his testicles.

But after watching 3 hours of the Jackass 24 hour takeover on MTV, I felt like a teenage girl again. My friends scoff at me. How could I watch such disturbing behavior and condone it? Well, I fell into the trap of Sunday morning laziness. And when, inthe 23rd hour, they began their dance party, hearts began appearing in my eyes.

The song that played first was "I love the nightlife" (I love to boogie, on the disco rooouuunnd ooo yea) and Johnny danced like you would never expect. He had no preconceived notions of what was cool and what was not. This song, along with another classic "Come On Eileen", seemed to him like the best songs ever written. And he danced and he worked the camera, and he lip-synced every single word like a pro. He found a special place in my heart in those 6 minutes. I now love him. D is aware of the situation.