stretch it real good

Do you know that feeling when you get a really good stretch, usually both arms overhead with fists, and you actually lose the ability to grip things? I was holding a Starbucks in my hand (Grande 2% extra hot no whip Cinnamon Dolce Latte--I'm so disappointed with myself for having this lingo down now, allowing my once a week splurge, and buying into the monopoly of this small-business salt of the earth hater) and nearly dropped it as I reached the climax of my stretch.

Think about it next time. If you don't understand me now, you may at some later time.