Somewhere over the Rainbow

One day, and what a glorious day it will be, every friend and coworker that we have will actually spell our names right. Yep. You say it can't happen, that such talk is mularkey.

Sure, I've only had my first name my whole life, and it hasn't worked up until now. And sure, I threw a monkeywrench into it by changing my last name to one which doesn't make sense based on the common English spelling rules.

But if we work together, we can make this world a more respectful place, filled with attention to detail and actual care for your loved ones.